Santa Claus Conquers the Man on the Moon

Santa Claus Conquers the Man on the Moon

But the distance is nearer Santa Claus bewilders as he tankers the threath of the Martians. For long now the Martians had been threathening with retaliation if they couldn't be handed some kids to make experiment on (to excors happyness for not only Martian children but Martians overall (including Martinas as well as Marias)).

But so, as the distance is nearer, the one leader of the Martians, positioned on the Moon, would be the one to detach if one's wanna unsound the wrath (threath) of the Martians, Santa Claus contemplates.

But not while exactly knowing how to defest the Man on the Moon; the Man on the Moon is plotting to not just let go with one or two children but wanted to get hold of all Earth-living children (to excors experiments on).

But as the days grows to a new year Santa Claus couldn't defeat the Man on the Moon albeit leaving a trail of seven attempted murders (and two suicide attempts (we told you he was depressed)).

That's when the Man on the Moon got an offer of 2 million zarchions (for his services (by the Plut-archions)) but eventually bordered out finding the harsh climate on Pluto being to hard to take (and make).

That's when the Man on the Moons contract with the Martians expired and so the Man on the Moon got a bid, on free transfer, to join the Alpha Centurions (for a sum slightly less than 1 million charc-hions a month (and a 20 millions (charchions) sign on fee)).

This is the end to all sad collaborations - shrieks the Man on the Moon!

This is the end to all bad collaborations - shrieks Santa Claus!