Santa Claus Conquers the Man on the Moon

Santa Claus Conquers the Man on the Moon

But the distance is nearer Santa Claus bewilders as he tankers the threath of the Martians. For long now the Martians had been threathening with retaliation if they couldn't be handed some kids to make experiment on (to excors happyness for not only Martian children but Martians overall (including Martinas as well as Marias)).

But so, as the distance is nearer, the one leader of the Martians, positioned on the Moon, would be the one to detach if one's wanna unsound the wrath (threath) of the Martians, Santa Claus contemplates.

But not while exactly knowing how to defest the Man on the Moon; the Man on the Moon is plotting to not just let go with one or two children but wanted to get hold of all Earth-living children (to excors experiments on).

But as the days grows to a new year Santa Claus couldn't defeat the Man on the Moon albeit leaving a trail of seven attempted murders (and two suicide attempts (we told you he was depressed)).

That's when the Man on the Moon got an offer of 2 million zarchions (for his services (by the Plut-archions)) but eventually bordered out finding the harsh climate on Pluto being to hard to take (and make).

That's when the Man on the Moons contract with the Martians expired and so the Man on the Moon got a bid, on free transfer, to join the Alpha Centurions (for a sum slightly less than 1 million charc-hions a month (and a 20 millions (charchions) sign on fee)).

This is the end to all sad collaborations - shrieks the Man on the Moon!

This is the end to all bad collaborations - shrieks Santa Claus!

Santa Claus Conquers the Marina

Santa Claus Conquers the Marina

The 'Martian Armada' is focusing in on Earth with Qumar ('Quest Martian' (woman)) and Kimar taking command.

Qumar and Kimar then marriages (and then spend their honeymoon on the starship).

The Martian invasion of Earth is going in a rapid movement with Kimar and Voldar abiding minds in this the takeover.

Kimar and Voldar then marriages (and spend their honeymoon on Earth).

The Martians then sets up a marina on Earth.

Voldar and Gimar then marriages (and spend their everyday on the marina).

The marina is evolutioned beyond everyone's grasp.

Bomar then marriages Gimar (and celebrates their days about the marina).

The marina leads to the Martians higher development.

Gimar then marriages Inmar ('Infant Martian' (boy)) to feed Inmar with Martian technology.

The marina is then ionizationed.

This is the end to all bad relationships - shrieks Santa Claus!

Santa Claus Conquers Martinique

Santa Claus Conquers Martinique

In a way this was set to be the perfect Christmas Santa Claus recollections around this his new gift-bearing duties comin' in the hypermodern era. But why the heck could Santa Claus then forget to in-clude Martinique (although some claims this destination is too obscure to be included) in his giftbe-aring schedule (??).

Too obscure or not Martinique has been a world metropolitian of (nearly) all the toy manifacturing business and so couldn't be disregarded because of its size. But what about the claims that Martians had somehow populated Martinique (taking on human form (shapeshifters)) and now seems to ridi-cule Christmas (??).

Integrated with Martian shapeshifters or not Martinique then got "kidnapped" by some ill-meaning Martians meaning this piece of land now definitely would be populated by Martians - and probably never disregarded for its size - but probably sometimes, even more so, being questioned of its posit-ion (??).

That's when some, by charter issued, Santa Claus' decided to travel to Martinique on their holiday (sometimes late March) but instead of an island in 'Central America' the contingent (Santa Claus') ended up on Mars.

Meanwhile, on Mars, the Martiniquinis had been enslaved now working as elves on the toy mani-facturing businesses in Marschtinique but when the collected Santa Claus' comes their way the Mar-tians soon relinguish the enslaved elves.

And so Martinique then went connected to Earth (ones again).

This is the end of all bad travelling - shrieked Santa Claus!