Santa Claus Conquers Martinique

Santa Claus Conquers Martinique

In a way this was set to be the perfect Christmas Santa Claus recollections around this his new gift-bearing duties comin' in the hypermodern era. But why the heck could Santa Claus then forget to in-clude Martinique (although some claims this destination is too obscure to be included) in his giftbe-aring schedule (??).

Too obscure or not Martinique has been a world metropolitian of (nearly) all the toy manifacturing business and so couldn't be disregarded because of its size. But what about the claims that Martians had somehow populated Martinique (taking on human form (shapeshifters)) and now seems to ridi-cule Christmas (??).

Integrated with Martian shapeshifters or not Martinique then got "kidnapped" by some ill-meaning Martians meaning this piece of land now definitely would be populated by Martians - and probably never disregarded for its size - but probably sometimes, even more so, being questioned of its posit-ion (??).

That's when some, by charter issued, Santa Claus' decided to travel to Martinique on their holiday (sometimes late March) but instead of an island in 'Central America' the contingent (Santa Claus') ended up on Mars.

Meanwhile, on Mars, the Martiniquinis had been enslaved now working as elves on the toy mani-facturing businesses in Marschtinique but when the collected Santa Claus' comes their way the Mar-tians soon relinguish the enslaved elves.

And so Martinique then went connected to Earth (ones again).

This is the end of all bad travelling - shrieked Santa Claus!