Santa Claus Conquers the (Martian) Amoebas

Santa Claus Conquers the (Martian) Amoebas

'If it wasn't for the Martians, universe could have been a friendly space' - Santa Claus starts his Christmas speach for peace. 'These Martians will soon leave our galaxy' - he continues.

But the thing was that noone had really spotted these Martians anywhere but learned about their galaxy restoration (conquering) in their school education. Furtheron; noone had really not seen them anywhere with their large battlecruisers beaming through space annihilating everyone of it's friends (!?) aswell as enemies.

But this Christmas - Santa Claus had set his mind -- acting on behalf of all Earthlings --- with the whole galaxy resting on his shoulders ---- to conquer these darn Martians and stop the terror once and for all.

This a strong was Santa Claus' might that he was inaugurating a new 'United Planets'-meeting (pretty much as a meeting within the United Nations (of Earth) but with extraterrestrial from outer planets as its members).

During this meeting the Martians would then be left with the occasion to redeem themselves and to explain their (war)reasoning - but in doing so the Martians would spell out a quest for new vitamines - and nothing more - as they tried to explain their reasoning.

This odd shriek seemed not worthy a galactic enterprise such as the one the Martians was known for and left little to nothing when their next hearing (at the UP meeting) when they solemnly demanded an enlargement gun.

Too bad I'm the only amoeba with a brain - shrieked the one (concurrant) of the Martians.

This is the end of the anti-amoeban reign of the galaxy - shrieked Santa Claus!