Santa Claus Conquers the Martins

Santa Claus Conquers the Martins

Christmas is in the heyday and everyone is lingering for yet another successful giftbearing but on Mars something thue's not alright. Seemingly the machine that generates names to all Martians has broken down as it had been used as a television monitor to stream Earth programs to an illiterary Martian population.

The end result in this mixup (??) was the autogenerative of [Unknown Boy #x] and [Unknown Girl #y] as the names for our two beforecomplied kids with their parents getting labelled [Unknown Man #t] and [Unknown Woman #v].

The only one that can save 'em now seems to be the Martian elderly 'Chochem' but as the quattro got to see him he seemingly had changed his name to [Unknown Elderly #1] and was to busy wat-ching Earth television to hear out our quattro.

That's when [Unknown Man #t] and [Uknown Woman #v] travels to Earth to visit the 'Earth Elder-ly' to see if he maybe has a solution to the problem.

But as the duo used an outdated telephone book (who uses 'em on Mars these days (?!)) and so mis-sed out the fact that the 'Earth Elderly' coinstated with Santa Claus (!!) their plan had seemngly went stale.

But so with Santa Claus now briefed of the problem he lended the Martians a vhs-cassette that co-uld be used as an exposé over Santa's workshop (and subsequently dubbed to the language of the Martian's) and with this the names of the Martian children (protagonists) changed from [Unknown Boy #x] and [Unknown Girl #y] to Martin Martian and Martina Martian (!!).

This is the end of all bad television - shrieked Santa Claus!